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I was told that I should make a Tumblr, and here I am. This will be open to all that enters my brain. Warning: there are somethings you cannot un-see. :)ENJOY

clientsfromhell:

Client: I love the layout and the logo! It’s perfect.

Two weeks later

Client: Can we change the logo to a meditating frog?

The next morning

Client: Ignore what I said yesterday, I was drunk. It still looks great.

Just prior to the due date

Client: I want to change the entire layout and make the logo a rocket ship.

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU


They are doing this not for cosmetics but because by making them into a pattern provides stress relief for the surface so it doesn’t crack. See, even streets have stress.

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

They are doing this not for cosmetics but because by making them into a pattern provides stress relief for the surface so it doesn’t crack. See, even streets have stress.

(Source: terror4o4, via jekagonz)


الجنة

الجنة

(Source: vurtual, via hispers)


الجنة

spn cast spirit animals

destielthingsandstuff:

mrsabbygibbs:

tricky-fallen-angel:

askthesassyangelcastiel:

thelittlearchangelthatcould:

jared:

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jensen:

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misha:

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richard speight jr:

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sebroche:

Matt:

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Rob:

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Mark P:

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Mark S:

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It’s so accurate and I’ve beEN LAUGHING AT THIS FAR TOO LONG

OMG Misha’s is PERFECT!!!!!!!!!

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(via danteskulls69)

relahvant:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

So it’s real

relahvant:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

So it’s real

(Source: nevver, via jekagonz)

http://clientsfromhell.net/post/96358185397/i-sent-a-client-an-hd-video-created-at-the

clientsfromhell:

I sent a client an HD video, created at the customary HD 16:9 aspect ratio.

Client: Please send me a 4:3 thumbnail of the video.

Me: Okay, sure.

I cut a 3:4 thumbnail out of the 16:9 one and sent it.

Client: I can’t see the whole screen! Please send a 4:3 thumbnail that preserves the…

celinedionsnumber2fan:

queermobile:

primateculture:

viperas:

So this is a real thing. A type of deep sea squid filmed at a Shell oil drilling rig. Seriously.

who tied down that little alien to the bottom of the sea

everything is making me cry

i hope it kills me

celinedionsnumber2fan:

queermobile:

primateculture:

viperas:

So this is a real thing. A type of deep sea squid filmed at a Shell oil drilling rig. Seriously.

who tied down that little alien to the bottom of the sea

everything is making me cry

i hope it kills me

(via ryanvallejo)